Andy, you forgot to mention Item #0 in your 34 things to do before/after WarpStock.
0.) Visit all the computer retail stores in the city and accidently leave an eComStation Demo CD's in the CD drive of all the laptops and PCs.
Disclaimer: This is a joke!
or ask the computer stores if they pre-install eComStation and show them the eCS demo cd if they don't (usually do not know what you are talking about). Wear a eComStation t-shirt when one goes to the compouter stores (or a WarpStock shirt).
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